Who doesn’t have an e-reader?
Who still cares about Fred Savage?
Who doesn’t get the point of Jersey Shore?
..And yet sporadically wonders what Snooki’s going to do with that baby?
Who still worries about running out of postal stamps when everybody else e-mails?
…and then complains how expensive snail mailing is.
Who doesn’t have cable TV?
…(Man, how does she know about Snooki?)
Who won’t and doesn’t miss Whitney Houston?
Who doesn’t do yoga?
Who had to google who Wiz Khalifa is?
…no offense, please don’t get mad.
Who cares about correct spelling?
Sometimes, it feels like I’m the only one in the world with no clue. Good night everyone!